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PostSubject: NYOKS NYOKS NYOKS   Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:08 pm

mNsn tntngnaN m Lng
uNg guS2 mNg mkTa
, pNkkinggN m Lng
uNg guS2 mNg mRinig,
bat d m sbukN
intindhin
uNg d m maintindhaN
bk sakaLing mLaman m
uNg dpt mNg mRmdamaN¡K

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May TaoNg kaLa mO
d ka naalala
kaLa mO
wLa na pki sYo
kaLa m0 lim0T kNa¡K

minsN kLa m0
ganuN aQ!
ndE.. Noh! Kaw pa?


mkklimuTan Q

eh my UTANG kapa sakEn..


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Have
U seen
a pers0n
w/ a killer smile
innocent eyes
sweet face
and devastating
sex appeal?


Sa tagalong

¡§nakita mo na ba AKO?¡¨

hehehehe!

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minsaN
sa pakkipagtxt
hnd
mo
alam¡K

nGmmahal kNa pLa!
khT D mo xa naki2Ta
pRo naicp
mo
ba?

Na sa pag-ibG¡K

ndE nmn
mata ang
humuhusga

PUSO dba!?


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aNg panLi2gaw
pRang
DOTA lng¡K.

pG D ka sure sa gurL,
pwDe ka mG¡¦REPICK

pG wLa kanG
pNg date,
FARM lnG mUna..

pG wLa kaNg
kAribaL,
PUSH Lng..

Pg Lmang kAriBaL
Mo, bACK muNa tpus HEAL
bGo lumaBan ulIt.

pG mNahal
ka nYa, mG ROSHAN
ka pRa D na mwLa
khT ma DEAD ka.

pG taLo ka
REMATCH Lng
Pg aYaw tLga sayo.

ALT TAB na¡K

Mag CAMFROG ka
na lng¡K
jeje


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Hangga¡¦T D mo
nHHanaP Ung
Taong pRa saU,







waG kang TtigiL..









sa paG LANDI


hehehe!


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Habang naghihintay
k s taOng pra saU..
mGlibang at mGlaro
ka muna sa iba..
pRo ingat k ha!
Bka ang taOng
pnaGlalaruan mo..
pGktapus ng lhaT..

¡§cya pLa ang iiyakan mO¡¦

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nG-donate
ang lalaki
ng DUGO sa
kanyang GF



ng silay
magBREAK!


gustong bawiin ang
DUGO ng bf nya¡K

ibinaTo ng babae
ang NAPKIN at sabi..


ayaN bbyaRan kTa monthly!


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When cherry
Bcumz red, it
Is ready 2 be
Sucked¡K





When a gurl
Bcumz 18 she
Is ready to¡K?












VOTE!
Tsk tsk tsk

GODbless ur mind¡K


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Friendshirp is not
lyk breasts
that gets licked..



Nor lyk a vagina
that gets fucked..




Frenship is lyk a PENIS


¡Kthat stands whever needed¡Khahah=)


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¡§its funny how sumtyms
u¡¦ve bin doin everything
2 get out of 1 place¡K


& wen u¡¦ve found
d tym 2 leave¡K
its wen u¡¦ve also

found a reason to stay¡¨.
.make senz

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JUAN: uyy anu yan
Pinya? Penge nMan..


PEDRO: penge?
Asan ka nung nagtatanim aQ?
Nung oras n nag aani aQ?
Nung nag hihirap aQ asan ka ha?


JUAN: NAKULONG ksi aQ eh..
nkapatay aQ ng MADAMUT!


PEDRO: ahh ganun ba?
Kuha ka na, may papaya pa dun
gusto mo ikuha kta?


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Globe jowks onli!

Minsan tnatanung Q s srili Q
bkit ayoko mwala ka?
Bkit concern aQ sau?
bkit lagi kta tntxt uhm..
sbi ng puso Q,
simple lng
ksi GLOBE ka din eH ^_^


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A short story


Gurl: break na tyo!


Boy: cge gutom na din aQ
kain na tyo


::::,yan ang tnatawag
na misunderstanding..Razz


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¡§Y shud I ruin
d beautiful
petals of a flower
wen I knew frm d start that..




SHE LOVES ME NOT¡Kƒ¼


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7 painful thingz:

1. bringing bak d filing u¡¦ve learned 2 4 get..
2. tring 2 hyd wat u rily fil.
3. luving sum1 hu luvs anoder.
4. having a commitment w/ sum1 dat u knw wudn¡¦t last.
5. shielding ur hart 2 luv sumbody.
6. ryt luv at d wrong tym.
And¡K.
7. taking risk 2 ful nluv agen.: (


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F luv s d gr8est thing on eart
F luv cn make it ol pocble
F luv cn build anything
F luv combyn everything
F luv conquers ol,
Den y¡K

¡§Do luvs makes my tears fall?¡¨ ƒ¼


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Mdaling mHalin
ang isang kaibigan¡K
mdaling kaibiganin
ang iyong mnahal..
pRo mhiraP
kaibiganin muli
ANG DATI MONG MINAHAL..


~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~__~_~_~_~_~_~_ ~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~




F luv
bcumz
painful.

Its tym
2 let dat
luv go &
save urself.

U gotta
kip dis
in mind:

u¡¦l be able
2 find anoder luv..


but not
anoder
SELF..


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JUAN: bad3p pare!

Nanood aQ sne knna ubos P1000 ko!
PEDRO: ha?
Bkit?


JUAN: bili aQ ng bili ng ticket.
Putangina pinupunit
ksi nun babae s
pinto, pRang tanga!


Corny!
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Lam mo
Ba na sa
tuwing nGttxt k
sakin..

























Nrrecieve Q nman¡K¡K

Hehehe!

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xBF: cn we b agen?
xGF: shut up!
xBF: luv prin kta!
xGF: move on!
Nka move on na q!
xBF: loadan kTa!
xGF: jok. Luv prin kTa..love u!


-LOAD muvs in mysterious ways!..

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1 gBi
umiiyak
aQ

hbang
nkaTingin
sa Bwan
Sbi
Ng Bwan


Qng iiyak
ka at cia
ang dhilaN
bkit dmo
cia iwan?

Tpus tnanung Q cia

Ikaw ba bwan

kaYa mong iwan ang LANGIT mo?


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Dn¡¦t play luv¡K







With the person¡K.







Who can play
BETTER!


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BOY: baril kba?
GURL: Lam Q na yan
ksi mukhang tinamaan ka sakin noh?


BOY: ndE! Ang lakas ksi ng putok mu!



Hahaha feeling xe!


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Kung ikaw ang ppiliin san mo gusto 2mira??




Sa bahay n mganda at pnapangarap moi¡K



O



Sa bhay n kubo lng,,,
pRo redhorse lumalabas sa gripo!?



Hahaha!


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¡§train urself
to let go
of the
u fear to lose..


so dat wen its gone,
u won¡¦t feel all shitty,
damn hurt and worthless¡¨


GOODBYE..
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..I know
all kinds
of candies
and
all kinds of
chocolates
are sweet,
but
nothing
can
compare
to the
sweetness
of my..






LIPS¡K

TOINKS!
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Behind my
Smiles
r my
kept
tears..
bhind my
jokes
r my
hidden
problems..




Ndi man
aq Laging
2nay na msaya..




Sna¡K



Nndyan ka lng pG
di Q kayang 2mawa.


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bkit bulaklak
ang kadalasan
design sa panty?




Ksi¡K.




Alay sa mga ptay n buhok!



E bkit s brief wla?


Ksi¡K


Meron ng nka tirik n kandila..
My alay pang itlog


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Alm q
1 araw
ttanungin
mo Q
Qng
Bkit kta
Mnahal
Wla aqng
Maissagot.

Alm mo
Qng
Bkit?!!
Simple lng..


Ksi..
..ang pgmmahal kusang
nrramdamn khit wlang
dhilan


mron bang ganun!? ^_^

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sb nLA
pG d ka rw
mhaL
ng 1tao
wag mo
raw pGpilitan
ang sRili
mo s knYa..

sbi Q,

ndi nman ah!!



Pnada2ma
Q lng s kanya
N mahal Q sya..



PILIT bay un!?


Manhid.




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PostSubject: Re: NYOKS NYOKS NYOKS   Mon Aug 31, 2009 2:20 pm

vHonzkie wrote:

May TaoNg kaLa mO
d ka naalala
kaLa mO
wLa na pki sYo
kaLa m0 lim0T kNa¡K

minsN kLa m0
ganuN aQ!
ndE.. Noh! Kaw pa?


mkklimuTan Q

eh my UTANG kapa sakEn..

haha! ka2twa nmn toh..! pro ung iba medyo sad..hehe!
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PostSubject: Re: NYOKS NYOKS NYOKS   Sat Sep 05, 2009 9:45 am

nice post.. Very Happy
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