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PostSubject: 3 Words   3 Words I_icon_minitimeWed Jun 10, 2009 5:34 pm

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her. The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare and walked directly toward him.

Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was. The young woman replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young woman's hand. He looked into her eyes and slowly, meaningfully said, "Paint my house."
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PostSubject: Re: 3 Words   3 Words I_icon_minitimeFri Jun 12, 2009 2:31 pm

Laughing scratch ganun lng pla un?
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PostSubject: Re: 3 Words   3 Words I_icon_minitimeMon Jun 15, 2009 3:18 pm

hehehehe Laughing Laughing Laughing
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