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PostSubject: Bird with no legs   Wed Jun 10, 2009 5:24 pm

A man was sure his wife was cheating on him. He thought about what to do either catch her or the guy. HE decides to get a dog and train it to bite the balls off of any other man in the house. While he's browsing around the pet shop he passes a bird.

The bird says "Hey, how it going today guy?"

The man continues to browse. He again walks by the bird and the bird says: "hey, I don't often get a chance to talk to anyone. Come on, ask me a quesiton."

The man looks at the bird and thinks. This bird would obviously be able to tell him if his wife were fooling around. S o he asks a saleswomen about the price of the bird. The woman tells him the bird is on special for $25.

He decides to buy the bird. There's only one catch, however; the bird has no legs. It is explained to him that the bird remains on the perch by wrapping his dick around it.

So he takes the bird hom eand sets it up in the living room where it can see everything, then goes off to work. When he gets home, he asked the bird aobut visitors.

"Well, only the visitor today was the insurance man"
"insurance man?!? What did they do?"
"Well, first he took off all his clothes"
"DAMN!"
"Then she took off her clothes."
"Damn!, What happened next"
I don't know, my dick got hard and I fell off this damn stick!"
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