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PostSubject: The Perfect Woman   Wed Jun 10, 2009 5:19 pm

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, "perfect".

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their
perfect car (an SUV) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they
stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a hudge bundle of toys. No wanting to
disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple
loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving
along deliever the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
couple and Santa Clause had an accident. Only one of them survived the
accident. Who was the surviror? (Scroll down for the answer.)












The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there no such thing as a perfect man.
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Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
Men keep scrolling
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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Clause, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

By the way, if you're a woman and reading this, this illustrates another point: women never listen either.
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