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PostSubject: Men Vs. Women   Men Vs. Women I_icon_minitimeWed Jun 10, 2009 5:08 pm

A man will pay $2 for $1 item if he wants it.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want because it's on sale.

A woman worries about her future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money then his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find that man.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and don't expect to understand her at all.

Married men live longer then single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man can forget his past mistakes, since there's no reason for two people to keep track of the same things.

Men wake up as good looking as when they went to bed.
Women seem to deteriorate during the night.

A woman marries a man expecting him to change and he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting her not to change and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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