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PostSubject: Bumper Stickers   Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:58 pm

* We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.

* Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.

* A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

* Horn broken, watch for finger.

* All men are idiots ... I married their king.

* The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.

* My kid had sex with your honor student.

* If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

* Help wanted telepathy: you know where to apply.

* I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

* Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

* I'm just driving this way to piss you off.

* Jesus paid for our sins...now lets get our money's worth.

* Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

* I love cats...they taste just like chicken.

* Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

* Keep honking, I'm reloading.

* Hang up and drive.

* Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

* Snatch a kiss, or vice versa.

* I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.

* I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

* Lord save me from your followers.

* Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.

* Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.

* I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.

* Cats...the other white meat.

* The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

* Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT.

* Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

* It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to GET you.

* If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

* Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal.

* Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

* He who laughs last thinks slowest.

* Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

* Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

* Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

* Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

* Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

* Be nice to your kids. They'll be choosing your nursing home.

* Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

* Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie'...till you can find a rock.

* I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.

* Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
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