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PostSubject: Whos son is gay?   Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:29 pm

Four guys are telling stories in a bar. One guy leaves for a bathroom break. Three guys are left..... The first guy says, "I was worried that my son was going to be a loser because he started out washing cars for a local dealership. Turns out that he got a break and they made him a salesman, and he sold so many cars that he bought the dealership. In fact, he is so successful that he just gave his best friend a new mercedes for his birthday.

The second guy says, "I was worried about my son, too, because he started out raking leaves for a Realtor. Turns out he got a break. They made him a commissioned salesman, and he eventually bought the real estate firm. In fact, he is so successful that he just gave his best friend a new house for his birthday.

The third guy says, "Yeah, I hear you...my son started out sweeping floors in a brokerage firm. Well, he got a break and they made him a broker, and now he owns the brokerage firm. In fact, he is so rich that he just gave his best friend one million dollars in stock for his birthday.

The fourth guy comes back from the can. The first three guys explain that they are telling stories about their kids, so he says: "Well, I'm embarrassed to admit that my son is a major disappointment. He started out as a hair dresser and is still a hair dresser after 15 years. In fact, I just found out that he is gay and has several boy friends. But I try to look on the bright side. His boy friends just gave him a new Mercedes, a brand-new house, and one million dollars in stock for his birthday.
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