COMPARISONS OF LIFE

Subject: COMPARISONS OF LIFE Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:27 pm

The family picture is on His desk - Ah, a solid, responsible family man.
The family picture is on Her desk - Um, her family will come before her career.
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His desk is cluttered - He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.
Her desk is cluttered - She's obviously a disorganized scatterbrain.
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He is talking with his coworkers - He must be discussing the latest. deal She is talking with her coworkers - She must be gossiping.
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He's not in the office - He's meeting a customer.
She's not in the office - She must be out shopping.
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He's having lunch with the boss - He's on his way up.
She's having lunch with the boss - They must be having an affair.
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The boss criticized Him - He'll improve his performance.
The boss criticized Her - She'll be very upset.
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He got an unfair deal - Did he get angry?
She got an unfair deal - Did she cry?
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He's getting married - He'll get more settled.
She's getting married - She'll get pregnant and leave.
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He's having a baby - He'll need a raise.
She's having a baby - She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits.
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He's going on a business trip - It's good for his career.
She's going on a business trip - What does her husband say?
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He's leaving for a better job - He knows how to recognize a good opportunity.
She's leaving for a better job -Women are not dependable.
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A guy goes to this doctor and has some questions so he says "Every time my wife and I go on vacation, she gets pregnant. Went to France and she got pregnant. Went to Ireland and she got pregnant a second time. Went to Spain and she got pregnant a third time."

The Doctor says, "Have you ever thought of using any kind of protection to avoid it?"

The Man says, "No, I just thought that maybe next time I'd take my wife with me."