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PostSubject: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN   Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:23 pm

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile on the floor.

2. Walk to bathroom wearing a towel. If you see your wife along the way, flash her.

3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs.

4. Turn on the water, get jet blast in ear.

5. Check for pecs again.

6. Get in the shower.

7. Don't bother to look for a washcloth.

8. Wash your face (not required).

9. Whistle a few bars of the Irish Spring song.

10. Wash your armpits (not required).

11. Wash your groin area.

12. Wash your behind.

13. Cough up anything that might be lodged in the back of your throat.

14. Shampoo your hair with a bar of soap. (No need for conditioner.)

15. Make a shampoo Mohawk.

16. Open shower door and look at yourself in the mirror.

17. Sample your girlfriend's/wife's Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash bar.

18. Pee

19. Blow your right nostril.

20. Blow your left nostril.

21. Rinse off and get out of the shower.

22. Return to the bedroom wearing a towel if you pass your wife, flash her.
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