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PostSubject: Two Ethical Questions...   Two Ethical Questions... I_icon_minitimeWed Jun 10, 2009 4:23 pm

1. Take off the fourteen layers of clothing you put on this morning because there was a distinct chill in the air due to the temperature dropping below 73 degrees. Carefully fold and place in clothes hamper.

2. Walk to bathroom. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh immediately.

3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting fat.

4. Position the shower nozzle away from you and turn on water.

5. Get in the shower once you have found it through all that steam.

6. Look for facecloth, armcloth, legcloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

7. Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added

8. Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.

9. Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for fifteen minutes.

10. Watch fallen hair accumulate on drain & fret.

11. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub until red.

12. Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.

13. Complain bitterly when you realize that your husband has once again been eating your Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.

14. Rinse conditioner off hair (this takes at least fifteen minutes as you must make sure that it has all come off).

15. Shave armpits and evaluate if there is time left for legs.

16. Slick hair back and pretend you're like Bo Derek in "10".

17. Use pumice stone to soften rough spots on feet.

18. Use massage mitt to reduce cellulite on thighs.

19. Use nail brush to clean toenails.

20. Scream loudly when your husband runs faucet and you get a rush of cold water.

21. Cover your entire body in baby oil.

22. Turn hot water on full and rinse off, making shower dangerously slippery for husband.

23. Dry with a towel the size of a small African country.

24. Check entire body for the remotest sign of a spot, or new hair in an uncommon place.

25. Apply body lotion from the neck down. Moisturize! Moisturize!

26. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see your boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh immediately, and then rush to bedroom.
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