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|Subject: Suspicious Wife Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:56 pm
A woman suspects her husband is cheating on her. One day she calls home and a strange woman answers.
Wife: Who is this?
Maid: This is the maid.
Wife: We don't have a maid.
Maid: I was hired this morning by the man of the house.
Wife: Well, this is his wife. Is he there?
Maid: He's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I figured was his wife.
The wife is fuming. She says to the maid... Listen, would you like to make $50,000?
Maid: What will I have to do?
Wife: I want you to take my gun from the desk and shoot the jerk and the witch he's with.
The maid puts the phone down. The wife hears footsteps and the gunshots, then more footsteps.
Maid: What do I do with the bodies?
Wife: Throw them in the swimming pool.
Maid: But there's no pool here.
A long pause.
Wife: Is this 832-4821?